Meet Eligible Essential Oils: Your Dream Date Awaits

Indoors < outdoors

Mountains > beach

Suit and tie < flannel shirt and boots

Peanut butter > chocolate (Though they’re even better together. Maybe we will be too.)

I’m always seeking out new experiences, whether it’s hiking Mount Everest or trying a new restaurant in my city. I recently got back from hiking the Pacific Crest Trail and plan to visit Banff this winter. When I’m not getting lost in the woods, I’m getting lost in a good book. Any John Muir fans out there?

Anyway, that’s enough about me! Let’s go on a hike!

Favorites: Long walks on the beach, finding new cafes, and reading Emily Dickinson’s poetry

Guilty pleasures: Luxurious baths and DIY hair masks

Love language: Physical touch

Best pickup line: I’m not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.

Hey there, gorgeous! I’m new around here and need someone to show me around. By day, I’m a singer and songwriter. By night, I’m an even bigger music nerd. But don’t let that scare you away!  A hopeless romantic, I’m looking for my true love.

How about we start with a date?

“The coolest kid I know!” —My mom

“Always has something stimulating to say.” —Ms. Abbott, my college professor

“Sweet but would be cuter with an Australian accent.” —My ex

“Awful nice but cold as ice” —Elvis

(Okay, so maybe that last one wasn’t about me, but it’s still fitting somehow.)

Here are the highlights: I started my own line of organic lotion packaged in biodegradable bottles. I’m a Capricorn, so you know I’m responsible and work hard but also have a competitive streak. (I don’t care how cute and adorable your nephew is, I’m not letting him win at Monopoly!) Passionate about environmentalism. Looking for my best friend.

Best joke: How many servings of fruit does it take to kill a pirate? None.

Worst joke: Where do baby citrus fruits go to school? A lemon tree school. (Just kidding, that’s a good joke.)

Funnest date: Dancing, bowling, indoor climbing—anything active!

Weirdest talent: Getting gum out of hair

I’m a glass-half-full kind of person who loves to joke around and have a good time. If I can’t make you laugh on our first date, I’ll pay for dinner. If I do make you laugh, I’ll buy you dessert too! Let’s get dessert anyway because I’m a sucker for sweets, especially the healthy kind.

If you want to know anything else, just ask!

Outdoorsy? If reading a book at a park counts as outdoorsy.

Sports? I’m more competitive than I care to admit.

Occupation? Massage therapist and part-time math tutor.

Good kisser? You’ll have to wait and see.

60% nerd, 40% jock. I’m also a bit of an experimenter in the kitchen. My specialties are baked goods, hot drinks, and ice cream. I may not be every one’s cup of tea, but if you’re into math geeks, enjoy being active, and consider bad breath a deal breaker, hit me up.

Likes: Naps, podcasts, spa nights, yoga, and meditation

Dislikes: Arguing for the sake of argument

Dream date: A garden picnic—I’ll bring a pitcher of my signature lemonade!

Worst nightmare: Not living up to my full potential

Where to start? I’m one of those people who gets bored easily, so I’m always trying new things. I work as an esthetician right now, but before that I was a beekeeper, soap manufacturer, fragrance chemist, and chef. Like a pair of comfy Crocs, people tend to either love me or hate me. But if you give me a chance, I swear I’ll grow on you.